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A Convoluted Process

I am beginning to think the doctoral program application process is more convoluted than the program itself will ever be.

Nothing they are asking is difficult, just so unbelievably annoying.

Every little step requires numerous forms that to me seem superfluous. I am sure they have their reasons, but I am not understanding them.

For example, a couple of the schools want my references to fill out a form summarizing their letters of recommendation. This reminds me of when I have students come to my office and say “I just got an email from your office, what does it say?” Um… why didn’t you just read the email? Similarly, why don’t they just read the letter?

These same schools have cover forms they want attached to my transcripts. As you can imagine, these cover forms summarize what is in my transcript. Just open the transcript! I work at a college, and part of my job requires evaluating transcripts from other institutions. I have seen thousands of them, and can look at a transcript and figure out what is going on within seconds. I am sure the admissions people at these other schools are just as capable. The forms themselves aren’t so cumbersome except that having them requires me to physically go back to each of my academic institutions and hand them to the registrar to enclose with my transcript.

I remember when my friends were going through this process years back, flying all across the country to procure transcripts in this fashion. I would ask them why they couldn’t just order them online or over the phone. Now I see.

Thankfully no cross country treks will be needed. And not all institutions have these requirements.

One school wants my CV. Um, I don’t have one. And I don’t mean I don’t physically have one made, but rather, I don’t have one. At first I thought they wanted my resume, but then realized they want my resume *and* a CV. While I have a pretty decent resume, in lieu of a CV I can just hand them a post-it note.

I understand the reasoning behind cover letters/letters of intent. That makes perfect sense. But a cover letter *of* my letter of intent? This goes with the whole “summary of the letters of recommendation” business. Why do you need a cover letter of my letter of intent? Just the instructions for such a thing should signal its redundancy.

Throw in a few extensive exams, writing samples, and full biographical information since birth and the application process has now taken more time and energy than a full college course.

Can’t I just barter and offer them my first born instead?

Applying the Case Study

In Jung’s The Personal and the Collective Unconscious he focuses on a case study of one of his patients. He first briefly explains the process of transference, and then proceeds to explain how he used this concept in an attempt to cure the woman of her apparent hysteria. She related her dreams and through transference would supposedly be cured. However, in her case, transference could not be concluded, so Jung stipulates that there was more to her dreams than the mere father representation, but rather a primordial God figure. There was nothing in the patient’s life to elicit this type of figure appearing in a dream, leading Jung to believe that certain figures, or archetypes, exist outside of the self, and collectively in society. Basically the woman’s life had no bearing on those dreams as they did not come from her, but from the collective out of which, she, the individual was bred. Her dream is not of the father figure, but rather the God figure inherited from society that takes root in her unconscious.

That last part I want to apply to American Gods. Gaiman creates this novel as a narrative of how different gods came to America, but also depicts what has happened to them since their first appearance, namely a deterioration in belief, a mixture of beliefs, and a rise of new gods that in many ways can be considered sacrilegious at best. The latter part is not of consequence here, but the depiction of these gods over time is.

Despite their hardships in maintaining worshipers, holidays, or rites, they have only mildly become distorted, meaning their true forms are still apparent and recognizable. One of the reasons behind this can be elucidated through the understanding of the collective unconscious as seen in Jung’s case study. Even though the gods were reportedly brought to America by individuals through personal worship centuries earlier, their images rely not on those particular people, or even their ancestors, but rather an archetypal form, unchanging in the human mind, or through human belief.

There are probably dozens of examples from the novel I could use to demonstrate this point, but I will briefly focus on Eostre, because I like her. Her outwardly appearance serves to assimilate her into the liberal culture of her surrounding (she takes residence in the Haight Ashbury district of San Francisco), but as she enters what Gaiman refers to as “backstage,” where gods embody their true selves, she is easily recognized for what she is (she has very little to do with Easter aside from the association with fertility through the idea of rebirth). Even her physique is unchanged backstage, relying on previous sketches of her that echo her first worshippers’ images.

And this is essentially true of all the gods in the novel. Regardless of what form they take physically, their real form remains unaltered by time, existing backstage in the same state as it did thousands of years before. These gods do not exist in individual belief, or rely on how any one person sees them, but rather on how they are perceived in the collective, an amalgamation of how everyone sees them. This concept exists in a loop. They are as they are because that is how they are seen, but they are seen as such because that is the way they are. Do you see?

None of the mortal characters in Gaiman’s novel would be any more prone to transference than Jung’s patient. None of them are coming to terms with issues within their lives, but rather issues that have plagued every life before them.

Additional List

Continuing with my studying, I realized my last list was lacking. I know I didn’t mean to create anything even remotely comprehensive, but I realized I left some pretty important stuff out, like Whitman and Falkner (both have been added now to the previous list).

The following authors and works are not in any particular order (and only works that are most likely to be tested are listed). This list also includes some of the less likely to appear names, but worth a mention anyway.
George Bernard Shaw – Pygmalion, and maybe Arms and the Man. He also has a lot of criticism that were published in various gazettes.
Arthur Rimbaud – Le Bateau Ivre
Samuel Butler – Erewhon, and the maybe The Way of the Flesh
Samuel Butler (not the same as the one above) – Hudibras
John Dos Passos – Three Soldiers
Robert Frost – The Road Less Traveled, Mending Wall, Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening, and Desert Places.
Langston Hughes – Not Without Laughter, and maybe The Ways of White Folks
Allen Ginsburg – Howl and other Poems.
Robert Burns – I don’t know which ones are his most important poems. They are all fairly short so if you look through a few you should get a sense of his style.
Flannery O’Connor – A Good Man is Hard to Find, and maybe Wise Blood

Oliver Goldsmith – She Stoops to Conquer

John Berryman – The Dream Songs
Anne Bradstreet – Tenth Muse
Anne Bronte – Agnes Grey, and The Tenant of Wildfell Hall
George Gascoigne – Hundredth Sundry Flowres (retitled later)
Thomas Carew – A Rapture, the Celia poems, and maybe The Spring.
John Webster – The Malcontent, and The Duchess of Malfi
Samuel Pepys – Diary of Samuel Pepys
Hugh Latimer – His Sermons
Dante – The Divine Comedy
Albert Camus – The Stranger
Thomas Chatterton – This is another one where I don’t know what is most important. In fact there is more I have read about him than by him.
Gerard Manley Hopkins – The Wreck of the Deutschland, God’s Grandeur, and maybe Carrion Comfort
Dylan Thomas – Do Not Go Gentle into the Good Night, Death Shall Have No Dominion, and maybe Under Milk Wood.
William Dean Howells – The Rise of Silas Lapham and maybe Through the Eye of the Needle
Sir Gawain and the Green Knight
Honore de Balzac – The Human Comedy
Elizabeth Gaskell – Cranford, Mary Barton, and maybe’s Sylvia’s Lovers
Charlotte Perkins Gilman – The Yellow Wallpaper
J. S. Mill – Autobiography, On Liberty, What is Poetry?, and maybe The Subjection of Women
Hart Crane – The Bridge, and maybe collected poems.
Emily Dickinson – Her poems are short, so read as many as you can. She has a distinct style, easy to recognize.
Marcel Proust – Swann’s Way, Remembrance of Things Past, and maybe In Search of Lost Time
Maya Angelou – I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, Still I Rise
Jorge Luis Borges – The Aleph, The Secret Miracle, Tlon Uqbar and Orbis Tertius
T. E. Lawrence – Seven Pillars of Wisdom
Rainer Maria Rilke – The Book of Hours, Duino Elegies
R. H. Dana Jr. – To Cuba and Back
Edna St. Vincent Millay – The Lamp and the Bell, and The Princess Marries the Page. Her poetry is fairly short, so you can skim through it. I am not sure which ones are considered the most famous.
Kate Chopin – Story of an Hour, The Storm, and maybe A Pair of Silk Stockings
Walter Savage Landor – Imaginary Conversations
Edith Wharton – The Age of Innocence, The House of Mirth, Ethan Frome, and maybe The Touchstone and The Buccaneers
Malcolm Lowry – Under the Volcano
Oscar Wilde – The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Canterville Ghost, Lady Windermere’s Fan, and maybe The Happy Prince and other Stories
I still haven’t done the Russians yet, will get to those shortly. I am sort of working on the Classics, and should have them done sometime soon.