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I Am Terrible

I was very bad just now. I bought a new dress. Because I don’t already have a billion, and I obviously needed one more. I believe my birthday dinner will now require three outfit changes since that is the only feasible way for me to wear all of them any time soon. Every hour, on the hour, I will step out to the restroom and emerge in a new outfit. Why hadn’t I thought of this before? Genius!What do you mean that is a terrible idea? Royalty does this all the time. You mean I am not a princess?

In the meantime (while you make up your mind as to whether this is a good idea or not), this is what it looks like (

Hopefully this one fits as well as the last one did.